Everyone knows about Valentine’s Day, but in recent years there has been a movement for the creation of a new kind of holiday. Valentine’s Day as we know it has tended to cater to women over men. The idea of romantic dates, giving little gifts, and being bombarded with chocolate are things which are targeting women rather than men. Because of this, there has been talk about a day that focuses specifically on the male side of the relationship.
Asian countries are ahead of us in this regard as they already have separate holidays. Depending on what country you’re in, you could have three holidays in short succession that cater to couples. On Valentine’s Day, females focus in on their male counterparts. On White Day, which comes a month later, males focus in on their female counterparts and lavish attention on them. Lastly, in some countries there is Orange Day where couples celebrate together.
Enter into the fray, Steak and Blowjob day. It’s an unofficial holiday which competes with the other unofficial holiday which falls on March 14 (Pi Day). Although we all love Pi and most of us can at least say that Pi is 3.14, you have to admit that Steak and Blowjob Day has more instant appeal.
The idea of the holiday is exactly as the name implies. If you’re married, dating, or having an affair, you want to make sure that today you treat your man right by cooking him (or buying him) a steak. Following up the dinner of champions with a fantastic blowjob just helps to bring the day to a head.
For the men who might have been frustrated by Valentine’s Day and the rigmarole that surrounds it, the simplicity of Steak and Blowjob Day might be the perfect alternative. Whether you’re lavishing this attention on your husband, your affair partner, or your boyfriend, they’re sure to appreciate it.
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