Anyone who says that there is no fun in the challenge is probably someone who couldn’t rise to the occasion if they had a gun to their head and a handful of male supplements. Challenge and new experiences are not only the spice of life, but what make life worth living. What’s the fun of having something handed to you without having to work for it? The uphill battle to make that perfect dinner, close that deal or finally sleep with that perfect woman makes the end result all the sweeter.
When there’s skill to the game then you can become the master of it and who wouldn’t want to be the Tiger Woods of sex?
There are some girls which are just harder to get than others. Some women put it out like there’s an expiration date while others hold those legs so tightly closed that you’d expect to run into an old-fashioned chastity belt. So here are the top four types of women that we’ve found are the hardest to get into bed and all for different reasons that will be listed below.
Have you ever met a woman who’s more into God than anything else? God is in her music, in the way she dresses, in the way she decorates her house and in the activities that she does for fun. These modern day “saving it for marriage” types don’t even realize that there’s nothing that’s holding them back. We’ve come a long way since Julian of Norwich yet some people still got their mindsets stuck in the 1300s. Casual sex, what’s that? Sex can only be for procreation! Give us a break, ladies. Jesus travelled around with a prostitute and we doubt he waited until marriage to get it on. Then again, this keeping pure til marriage thing always seemed to be more aimed at females than males. Tim Tebow aside, males are seen more virile if they don’t wait.
So how to get it on? The hell if we know, time to go study up on your theology so this woman can say “This one time at bible camp… I got it on behind the altar.”
From one end of the spectrum to the other. This girl ain’t got no issue with putting out as long as you got the cash to pay for it. No, we’re not talking about one of those women, but instead a woman who cares more about the size of your wallet than the size of your package. These women have put money first and we’re sure that some of them have very good reasons too. But diamonds are a girl’s best friend and if you don’t have diamonds to give or a car to keep her interest, you’re going to have to use every skill in the book. Mostly lying. We recommend lying. Yes, honesty is not the best policy when you’re trying to grab the girl who will only sleep with billionaires while you can’t even break into a six figure salary.
So how to get it on? Well the aforementioned lying might help, but you could always borrow some bling from a pawn shop before returning it the next day. She’ll notice those diamond cufflinks, trust us, and it won’t cost you a thing.
What? You thought this kind of thing stopped after high school? Wrong-o! There’s just not as many school dances for her to haunt the wall of. There’s a lot more focus put on socially inept males thanks to World of Warcraft, but there are just as many females who couldn’t hold a conversation unless the topic was the latest episode of Doctor Who. We’re talking about the hard core fans, the fangirls who are the queens of Tumblr and the peasants of human interaction outside of their chosen fandom. If you want a gamer girl, a whovian chick or one of those girls who show up in the hottest cosplay no matter what convention it is then you need to be willing to be open-minded about things that you’re not necessarily knowledgeable with. Some geek credentials would be good too. Thank god for the internet.
So how to get it on? Tell her that you’ve been thinking about watching Doctor Who/Supernatural/Teen Wolf/Vampire Diaries/etc, but aren’t sure whether or not it’s for you. Invite her to show you the ways of the fandom and the series because she will be all too happy to be your guide. Have you ever been stuck with bankers talking about their jobs? Same rules apply here. People will talk your ear off and get excited about the things that they love.
Okay, okay. This isn’t everyone’s first choice, but sometimes you just want to score with a little bit crazy. Someone who can get your adrenaline running so that when you’re all done with the laying, you can get running yourself. Sometimes you just want someone who is as damaged as you are so you can see what it’s like when a train wreck meets a car pile-up meets a hurricane. These are the women who will take your breath away as long as you get clear of the area before the radiation poisoning really takes hold and you cough out a lung. Yes, I have been mixing up my metaphors, but this is the crazy chick so we’re just keeping with the theme. With the Crazy Bitch you’ll get your crazy jungle sex and when she loses her shit on you, you won’t even feel bad about walking away.
So how to get it on? Cater to the crazy. As long as you’re not making crazy promises that are going to end up with you hitched to this woman, have at it. If she wants the moon, promise her the moon. One of you is sane enough to know that’s an impossible request.