AskMen.com published a list of the top mistresses to avoid so we couldn’t help but pass along their words of wisdom:
This mistress with no respect: You are warned that if your lover gives you hell about spending too much time back at home with your family … it is time to cut her loose! This can often happen if your mistress is a single woman – so be cautious and selective.
The clingy mistress: Here is the classic mistake men make when choosing a mistress – they pick the woman who at first seems to be very attentive and giving. However, this can quickly turn ugly and attentiveness becomes more like obsessiveness. Avoid this at all costs!
The gossipy mistress: If your gut tells you that this woman is an open-book to her friends … don’t even go there. The last thing you need is to be the talk of the neighbourhood!
The feminist mistress: There is a line between domination (for fun) and domination (in general). You don’t need a woman who calls all the shots.
The psychotic mistress: Can we say Fatal Attraction or Swimfan anyone? Life is hard enough – don’t make it worse.
The loud mouth mistress: I am going to include here the “nothing is ever good enough for “me mistress because along with a loud mouthed woman you tend to get the never-satisfied, prima-donna. Having a mistress should be an escape from normal life. Do not get yourself into this mess.
In light of AskMen.com’s list, we created a list of 6 ‘Misters’ to avoid for all the women out there. Here is our list:
Clone: Attention all women! There is no need to find a lover that resembles your husband in every way. The idea behind taking a lover is to escape your normal life. Find some sultry Spanish lover to fulfill your needs.
Sensitive guy: Every woman wants their man (or mister) to have some sort of sensitive qualities – but if your lover cries more than you do, it is time to cut him loose.
The one that got away: connection = more emotional than sexual. This never works out well.
Separated/leaving his wife: Will expect it from you. Be clear about what exactly you want out of the relationship from the very beginning. If you have no intention of leaving your spouse – tell your mister that!
Single dad: Having an affair should not involve children. The last thing you need is to become the awkward step-mom.
Still lives in his parents’ basement: Serious Mommy issues and you DO NOT want that role.