It's not really any secret that anyone who's working in the online dating industry (with the exception, we suppose, of the hardcore religious websites *pukes*) is going to see a lot of pictures of genitalia. We're fascinated with our own sexuality and that's not going to change just because it's online. We just tend to be more open about it when it's online. People are a lot more okay with sending dick pictures or pictures of their vaginas then you would think. But even if you're looking for an extramarital affair, leading with the dick picture isn't what we would recommend.
Now since there are a lot of people who really want to show their goods, we know that the dick picture phenomenon isn't going to go away and to be honest, we really wouldn't want it to. So let's work together to see if we can make you take a better dick picture.
For the sake of those intrepid women who are drowning in a sea of dick pictures from their potential affair partners, we are looking at some of the common mistakes that men make when taking pictures of their dick. You think your dick picture is impressive? It's probably not. Even if you've got the most beautiful penis in the world, one that would make women fall to their knees and salivate, a bad picture can ruin it.
One of the main problems is that the market is oversaturated. This isn't like way back when where dick pictures were rare. They are so common that unless you've got a very strange looking dick which has some kind of deformity, you're not going to catch the interest of people with a regular dick pictures. We also don't recommend trying to make your dick look deformed or like it's something it's not. It might be eye-catching, but it's not something that would attract many females.
So when you're looking to take a dick picture for your affair partner, here are the guidelines to follow:
1) Try not to take it in the bathroom.
It makes sense. The bathroom is discreet, there'll only be you in there, but bathroom lighting is harsh and more than that, bathrooms tend to be boring. With the tiles and the washed out, pale walls, many bathroom pictures have about all the sex appeal as a photo taken in a doctor's office.
2) Touch yourself!
Touching yourself makes the picture seem like it's a bit more involved. We know that some men don't like to touch themselves because it will make their dick seem smaller, but you might as well be honest in your advertising. The women that you want to have affairs with are going to find out what size your dick is anyway, so don't worry about looking small or that your hand will get in the way. Many women would much rather see your hand holding your dick than a picture of your twig and berries swinging free because let's be honest, the dick is a very strange looking appendage most of the time.
3) Don't put up pictures of you having sex or anything where there's a lot of cum.
The sex pictures are more something that you should be holding yourself back from. Nothing showcases your dick less than it being in someone else and more than that, the woman that you're sending to might be turned off by the fact that you've got someone else in the picture. We're sure that you know how to use your dick so don't feel like you need to show us the proof of it. It comes off as careless at best and bragging at worst. Not sexy. The same thing with cum in the picture. Not everyone thinks cum is sexy despite what the porn industry would have you believe and you're much less likely to kill your chances with a picture that just showcases your penis cleanly.
4) POV shots of your penis are weird for some women.
Think about it. You've taken a picture looking down at your own penis and it looks pretty nice, but anyone else who looks at it is going to feel like they're looking down at your penis from your perspective. It can be awkward and it's also kind of boring in a strange way. We've seen a lot of pictures like these and while we understand it's hard to take a picture of yourself without looking down, we're sure that you can figure it out.
5) Don't try to show off your size.
It's nice to be proud of your size, but we have seen people put some very strange things beside their penis in order to show how big it is. Money, remote controls, cans of all shapes and sizes. If you want to show your size, use your hand and wrap it around your cock so she can see it that way. We should make a list one day about the weird things that people put near their penises, you'd probably be surprised. There's nothing nice about those kinds of pictures and they actually end up looking kind of ugly rather than interesting.