There are a lot of great people out there so it makes sense that you would find a lot of great people to have affairs with. People who will make you laugh, make you smile and make you feel like you’re the million dollar person that you’ve always been, but might have forgotten about while being stuck in a marriage that hasn’t been making you happy lately. We’ve all got the potential to be the best person that we can be, but there are some people who are just bad at it. By bad at it I mean that they are people who just can’t look past their own problems.
Having an affair can be an uplifting experience and it can bring you everything that you’ve been missing in your life if you find the right partner. There are some people, however, where you’ll wish that you never started the affair at all. So don’t be too easy, be a little choosy and get to know the people you’re going to have an affair with prior to meeting them. After all, you want to make sure that you’re not jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire.
So here are three types of people you should be wary of when looking for extramarital affairs:
Forget the stair master, this guy or gal has got so many notches on their belt that the belt is nothing more than a couple pieces of string that are still loosely held together. Now this might sound great to you except this Affair-Master fails at making the right connections. They’re so eager to rack up as many points as possible in an imaginary game that you become less of a person and more of a conquest. No one wants to be just that so if it seems like the affair partner that you’ve been talking to has just a little too much on the go, give them a pass. There’s no judgement here, but you’ll feel better for it.
There is a type of guy who looks and feels like he should still be gracing university campuses rather than being someone you’d have an affair with. This is the guy who shotguns every beer and would rather be doing jager bombs than actually having a conversation. He lives for the party rather than the questions that are going through his mind and the conversations that you have for him will be almost like quoting one liners from a movie rather than anything erudite and thoughtful. Some people live for the party, but The Bro is at best, a one night stand.
You know the type. The ones who are just looking over and over again at what you’ve done and what you need to do. They’re the ones who scrutinize your restaurant choices and will raise an eyebrow at everything that you say. They’re the ones who are going to look at you like you’re something that needs to be catalogued. Didn’t you have an extramarital affair to get away from those judging eyes? If you meet your affair partner and it seems like they’re going down this road than give them a wide berth. They’ll judge you for it, but better one judgement than thousands.